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16 comments:

  1. Congrats! ...or whatever. I don't know what's going on. Great Bowie song, tho.

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    1. It's your 5 year blogoversary, I figured out that much, so my congrats stands. Congrats again, Jeffrey!

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    2. Shit, I cracked the code. But is it worth deciphering the whole post? Is there a secret contest where the first to post the answer wins an Albert Pujols superfractor or someshit?

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    3. Nice pull. Hell of a pitcher in his prime!

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    4. Well it's not like I had anything else to do on a friday night that is also st. patrick's day because I'm a boring old dork of a man.. I guess I'll try to move onto part 2. No but seriously, it's kinda fun!

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    5. Ok, please tell me I won.. I'm exhausted! lol

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  2. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too Jeff.

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  3. I even downloaded a virtual Enigma machine but I didn't know the proper set up procedure for this code so I wasn't able to break it down.

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  4. I think this means you love Josh Willingham

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  5. Congratulations on 5 years, and I like the cipher. Now I'm wondering how long it will be until Google or someone else comes up with a way to index encrypted keywords.

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