What follows is a photographic recreation of receiving and opening a plain white envelope (PWE) received at my household on July 18th, 2013. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Facts were altered slightly to fit the story. The outcome was not affected by these changes. The post has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen, to run in the time allotted and edited for content. If you leave the line for any reason, you may only re-enter at the end of the line. Keep your hands within the boat at all times. Your mileage may vary.